MurphyHatesMe

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Sep 3
Sep 3

lizlybear:

Jimmy Carr - FAQ

Sep 2

(Source: sikanapanele)

Sep 2

They had to really dumb down my martial art skills. Because I’m a 10th degree black belt in every martial art. I did Kung Fu when I was, I think, in like third grade. So I was pretty much qulified to kick ass in space.

(Source: iamnevertheone)

Sep 2
potato-baked:

Girl code

potato-baked:

Girl code

Sep 2

(Source: voilauseless)

Sep 2

(Source: onlygusta)

Sep 2

thatfunnyblog:

 

If you could be a root vegetable, which one would you be and why? (x)

(Source: chrispratz)

Sep 1

gatherthewords:

221bec:

“so how’s your fandom doing?”

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I love this too much.

(Source: piglii)

Sep 1

You and I are drift compatible.

(Source: leepacey)